I was working in the downtown of my city today.
I saw a man at 4AM taking a walk.
His tidy whities flash banged me in the dark of the night.
Maybe he needed to get his body moving, you know, to pass some gas.
It's a great feeling, bleeding a bloated balloon.
With every step a crop needs dusting, or so my mom used to say.
Does anyone here partake in an occasional fart walk?
I hope I'm not
talking out of my ass
Alone
beautifulk
we need more of this!
wow this is great :-*
I <3 CROPDUSTING :3 ALMOST AS FUN AS PLAYING BALL! 🥰🥰🥰
Thank u for the gorgeous story turkey_lips!!!!
Seriously good stuff! Finally someone speaking up about fart walking. Don't let it go down in shadows,yell it from the rooftops blast it from the sidewalks!
Quote from: turkey lips on October 06, 2025, 07:40:52 PM
I was working in the downtown of my city today.
I saw a man at 4AM taking a walk.
His tidy whities flash banged me in the dark of the night.
Maybe he needed to get his body moving, you know, to pass some gas.
It's a great feeling, bleeding a bloated balloon.
With every step a crop needs dusting, or so my mom used to say.
Does anyone here partake in an occasional fart walk?
I hope I'm not
talking out of my ass
Alone
Sounds awesome haha
More people need to speak up about this. Lets normalize it, here, now.
Tried that one time. Part of the reason i got locked up.... Thank u soldiers for continuing to fight the good fight