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#1
Food and cooking / Coffee is awesome
October 12, 2025, 09:38:46 AM
Nothing beats waking up with coffee in your cup!!
#2
DJ PLANET / Re: What does DJ stand for?
October 11, 2025, 08:07:08 AM
Quote from: qui_gon_john on October 10, 2025, 11:43:37 AMDJ stands for Do-It-Yourself Jelqing as in jelquing without the use of a steam powered jelq machine commonly found in department stores, there's a technique where you can do it with just your hands I did it and got my shit fugking huge


My uncle jelqed so hard he had to join Heaven's Gate and he Died.
#3
UFO BOARD / Re: Unknown Entity
October 09, 2025, 10:45:06 PM
Quote from: Proper Gander on October 09, 2025, 01:44:24 PMI wonder if your shit pants entity is at all connected to my piss pants entity?

Dor years someone or something keeps appearing before me at night and flooding my shorts with alien urine (I know it's alien bc it smells way different than mine)

I hope not because the poop entity makes me special and unique
#4
Video games / Re: Counter Strike 3
October 09, 2025, 10:16:06 PM
Quote from: qui_gon_john on October 09, 2025, 10:41:17 AMYou shouldn't play games where you kill other people :(

I'm so sorry
#5
General Discussion / Re: OI Army OVERLORD?
October 09, 2025, 09:52:08 PM
My friend Tomas once smelled so much glue he saw this same entity
#6
Video games / Counter Strike 3
October 08, 2025, 10:04:30 PM
Hello freinds and pals,


I saw this video about the new counter strike game and it made me laugh. It is verry funny. Please check it out and let me know if it made you laugh also!
#7
UFO BOARD / Re: Unknown Entity
October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.

I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
#8
Birds are scarey as shit. Praying for you bro
#9
UFO BOARD / Re: Unknown Entity
October 08, 2025, 09:37:43 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 07:47:31 AMHas anyone seen the movie The Faculty?

Please refrain from movie discussions outside of the movie board
#10
Ok
#11
General Discussion / Re: Fart Walks
October 07, 2025, 08:51:08 PM
Quote from: turkey lips on October 06, 2025, 07:40:52 PM
I was working in the downtown of my city today.
I saw a man at 4AM taking a walk.
His tidy whities flash banged me in the dark of the night.
Maybe he needed to get his body moving, you know, to pass some gas.
It's a great feeling, bleeding a bloated balloon.
With every step a crop needs dusting, or so my mom used to say.
Does anyone here partake in an occasional fart walk?
I hope I'm not
talking out of my ass
Alone

Sounds awesome haha
#12
General Discussion / Re: Flat Earth
October 07, 2025, 08:50:35 PM
Is this real??....
#13
UFO BOARD / Re: Unknown Entity
October 07, 2025, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Tough_Mike on October 07, 2025, 07:56:12 PM
Might be tall whites. They live in New Mexico. Board as shit and like messing with people. Telekinesis. Got me right b4 mental hospital

??? :o ???

They gave my crystals that make me high when I smoked them
#14
UFO BOARD / Re: Unknown Entity
October 07, 2025, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: flatearther868 on October 07, 2025, 08:44:24 PM
Is there any imaging equipment we could use to capture this happening?

Anything other than Sony fx6 or Nikon cool pics Ashton Kutcher edition
#15
UFO BOARD / Re: Unknown Entity
October 07, 2025, 07:38:40 PM
Thank you