greetings admin,

please forgive an old wizard for not understanding-- but what exactly is this mufon? some sort of league of evil warlocks? a cult of dark sorcery? i would be happy to offer my magical services to this cause, but always like to be armed with knowledge before setting out on any such quest. i look forward to your response.

best,

surge_protector

turdman420,

have you attempted any countercurses thus far? i understand you are a level 10 wizard, meaning "bowelus immodius" should be in your wheelhouse. please let me know if this is not effective and I will consult my personal ancient scrolls and tablets for other potential solutions.

Hello everyone, I am surge_protector! I'm new to this forum and wanted to introduce myself here.

I am just your average everyday wizard trying to make it through this wild and wondrous world. I enjoy making connections in this kinds of online spaces, as it's not always so easy to find friends out in the "real world". I consider myself charming enough, don't get me wrong, but I have to spend a lot of time up in my tower which can feel isolating at times. So in any case, I look forward to getting to know everyone and maybe even having some discussions (any good UFO sightings lately?  )

And to round out this introduction post, I would be remiss to not mention my computer service/magic spell small business. I run my company out of my tower and have DM's open for inquiries. Dealing with cursed toads or pesky .exe files? Your solution is just a click away!

Cheers,

-- surge_protector