nothing to be thankful for in my life

Price of palladium plummeted becausze scrap yards wont take catalytic converters anymore 

Meanwhile hoodwill selling rusty cast iron pans for $30 a pop

Only thing holding it's value these days is a heart of gold 

Send me a pic and ill let u kno 

Rules were made to be bent 

I LOVE COFFEE! I"M GOING TO DRINK ANOTHER CUP RIGHT NOW!

everybody was kung fu fighting

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                                                  Heya!

DJ stands for Do-It-Yourself Jelqing as in jelquing without the use of a steam powered jelq machine commonly found in department stores, there's a technique where you can do it with just your hands I did it and got my shit fugking huge

Kwik Trip still the GOAT

You're right guys I forgot that the UAPs can mimic the sound and shape of airplanes/helicopters. Of course they can, it's technology made from a race much more advanced than us. The flight radar is just a smokescreen. I just gotta trust my gut when I see an orb in the sky

its' your mom lol

You can make your own incandescent light bulbs by pulling the wires out of the lightbulb socket and tying the ends together

anytime a girl opens up and is being vulnerable with you about her feelings hit her with:
 
"whatever..."

works every time 

I want to look  at hentai too

I don't think the earth is flat but it's def hollow, all the secret continents are down there it's where the Nephilim live and where the ufos are actually coming from. If you don't believe me get bent.

Everyone knows that SexBox is cooler than GayStation