I was working in the downtown of my city today.
I saw a man at 4AM taking a walk.
His tidy whities flash banged me in the dark of the night.
Maybe he needed to get his body moving, you know, to pass some gas.
It's a great feeling, bleeding a bloated balloon.
With every step a crop needs dusting, or so my mom used to say.
Does anyone here partake in an occasional fart walk?
I hope I'm not
talking out of my ass
Alone