DJ stands for Do-It-Yourself Jelqing as in jelquing without the use of a steam powered jelq machine commonly found in department stores, there's a technique where you can do it with just your hands I did it and got my shit fugking huge

Kwik Trip still the GOAT

You're right guys I forgot that the UAPs can mimic the sound and shape of airplanes/helicopters. Of course they can, it's technology made from a race much more advanced than us. The flight radar is just a smokescreen. I just gotta trust my gut when I see an orb in the sky

Quote from: Proper Gander on October 09, 2025, 01:44:24 PMI wonder if your shit pants entity is at all connected to my piss pants entity?

Dor years someone or something keeps appearing before me at night and flooding my shorts with alien urine (I know it's alien bc it smells way different than mine)

I hope not because the poop entity makes me special and unique

Quote from: qui_gon_john on October 09, 2025, 10:41:17 AMYou shouldn't play games where you kill other people

I'm so sorry

My friend Tomas once smelled so much glue he saw this same entity

I believe that's George W Bush's dream visitor, the one jeb talked about on joe Rogan

Quote from: flatearther868 on October 07, 2025, 10:18:30 PMwho else likes digging in their butt?

What do you find?

Quote from: Jenkem_Merchant on October 09, 2025, 02:25:25 PMMcDonal

Ask yourself what happened to ronald before posting something like this. Get yourself some real food, you'll think more clearly next time.

Thinking of blasting my body and getting huge fucking arms and chest this winter, will it make my tiny cock look bad or is that kind of in now?