Thinking of blasting my body and getting huge fucking arms and chest this winter, will it make my tiny cock look bad or is that kind of in now?

its' your mom lol

You can make your own incandescent light bulbs by pulling the wires out of the lightbulb socket and tying the ends together

I really want to get to bottom of who this grey skinned, green eyed watcher at the top of the boards is. Anyone have have any credible theories?

McDonal

I go by ChungusPod or CP for short. It's a family name. I was born in 1955. I give great advice. Just here to help where I can! 

Not thinking it was a UFO made to look like a plane 

anytime a girl opens up and is being vulnerable with you about her feelings hit her with:
 
"whatever..."

works every time 

If the earth is spinning as fast as they say it is, then how can planes fly and travel if they're moving In The same direction as the earth spinning?  Wouldn't traveling east be impossible?

Earth isn't flat, this guy is nuts! And I've seen him be mean to other users!