How to make it

[Tough_Mike]

Move in with parents.

Save every penny for 1 year.

Drink folgers and eat chili.

Invest in outer space stock.

Double Monies

Invest in a different, more promising outer space stock.

Quadruple monies

[Special_Mike]

so tough

[Proper Gander]

I've doubled my money on Celsius energy drink, I should be looking into space stocks tho, once aliens get in the market it really will be to the moon!