Fart Walks

[turkey lips]

I was working in the downtown of my city today.
I saw a man at 4AM taking a walk.
His tidy whities flash banged me in the dark of the night.
Maybe he needed to get his body moving, you know, to pass some gas.
It's a great feeling, bleeding a bloated balloon.
With every step a crop needs dusting, or so my mom used to say.
Does anyone here partake in an occasional fart walk?
I hope I'm not
talking out of my ass
Alone

[Administrator]

beautifulk

[Administrator]

we need more of this!

[lieutenantbong]

wow this is great 

[basketballfan04]

I <3 CROPDUSTING :3 ALMOST AS FUN AS PLAYING BALL! 🥰🥰🥰

Thank u for the gorgeous story turkey_lips!!!!

[Proper Gander]

Seriously good stuff! Finally someone speaking up about fart walking.  Don't let it go down in shadows,yell it from the rooftops blast it from the sidewalks!

[turdman420]

I was working in the downtown of my city today.
I saw a man at 4AM taking a walk.
His tidy whities flash banged me in the dark of the night.
Maybe he needed to get his body moving, you know, to pass some gas.
It's a great feeling, bleeding a bloated balloon.
With every step a crop needs dusting, or so my mom used to say.
Does anyone here partake in an occasional fart walk?
I hope I'm not
talking out of my ass
Alone

Sounds awesome haha

[ChungusPod]

More people need to speak up about this. Lets normalize it, here, now.

[twig]

Tried that one time. Part of the reason i got locked up.... Thank u soldiers for continuing to fight the good fight