Who saw the moon last night

[Proper Gander]

That muthafucka big as hell 

Anyone know any good secrets?

[Proper Gander]

I was at a chinese buffet last night and had to use the bathroom so I went to the bathroom and it was busy so I waited outside the mens room. a kid that looked like the rissler walked out and eyed me up and down and said " hey bro what's up". Then he dropped me up and apologized, " whoops my bad bro my hands are sticky".  I laughed  and said "didn't you wash your hands in the bathrooms" with a smirk he shouted "NOPE". I then scolded him and said he should return to the bathroom and wash his hands, before I finished he was striding away  throwing up a peace sign and announcing again for everyone to hear this time "NOPE" 

[Tough_Mike]

Moon was big last night. Very bright night time. looked like old movie