Fellow Truth Seekers,
An entity of unkiown origin been breaking in my dam home and shitting my pants. Let me know if you heard of a thing likethis. The stupid google ai is sabotaging my searches telling me it's a succubus but I don't get those anymore since I was 15.
Bless you all. Fight for god. Investigaet th govenment
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I find the same thing happens to me, an essence finds me at night and I can't help shitting my pants
does this help to identify?
TRUTH WILL FIND YOU
I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop
turdman420,
have you attempted any countercurses thus far? i understand you are a level 10 wizard, meaning "bowelus immodius" should be in your wheelhouse. please let me know if this is not effective and I will consult my personal ancient scrolls and tablets for other potential solutions.
Quote from: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 01:03:23 PM
I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop
Turdman,
I have also experienced this fenominon. I know it's not my poop because its way too solid and over the last year I'v only drank Huel for calories to be as efficshent as possible so most of my time can be dedicated to research. Is the consistency of the poop always the same for you and have you tried digging into it to see what knd of diet this extra terrestial might be partial to?
Quote from: surge_protector on October 07, 2025, 02:08:01 PM
turdman420,
have you attempted any countercurses thus far? i understand you are a level 10 wizard, meaning "bowelus immodius" should be in your wheelhouse. please let me know if this is not effective and I will consult my personal ancient scrolls and tablets for other potential solutions.
I'm worried it is extra dimensional and won't understand my countercurse.
My plan is to blow flour on it to reveal its shape then to hit its various ouchie zones (cortch, armpit, eye ball, antennae, etc).
I am scared tonight I will wake up again to the Smelly Disaster
Quote from: Space_Cowboy on October 07, 2025, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 01:03:23 PM
I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop
Turdman,
I have also experienced this fenominon. I know it's not my poop because its way too solid and over the last year I'v only drank Huel for calories to be as efficshent as possible so most of my time can be dedicated to research. Is the consistency of the poop always the same for you and have you tried digging into it to see what knd of diet this extra terrestial might be partial to?
It tastes like shit. Really yucky ahit..
This entity is intriguing me almost as much as hoopin lol!
Turdman do you experience as gas?
I encounter gastric phenomenon often
Quote from: basketballfan04 on October 07, 2025, 07:07:17 PM
This entity is intriguing me almost as much as hoopin lol!
Turdman do you experience as gas?
I encounter gastric phenomenon often
I never farted once if that's what yer asking.
Also I pre fer sports that are good for smartness like badmitten or table tennis
yeah i think i saw a ghost like dat once.... :P
Thank you
Might be tall whites. They live in New Mexico. Board as shit and like messing with people. Telekinesis. Got me right b4 mental hospital
??? :o ???
Is there any imaging equipment we could use to capture this happening?
Quote from: flatearther868 on October 07, 2025, 08:44:24 PM
Is there any imaging equipment we could use to capture this happening?
Anything other than Sony fx6 or Nikon cool pics Ashton Kutcher edition
Quote from: Tough_Mike on October 07, 2025, 07:56:12 PM
Might be tall whites. They live in New Mexico. Board as shit and like messing with people. Telekinesis. Got me right b4 mental hospital
??? :o ???
They gave my crystals that make me high when I smoked them
Has anyone seen the movie The Faculty?
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 07:47:31 AMHas anyone seen the movie The Faculty?
Please refrain from movie discussions outside of the movie board
My b. This movie just is very important to me.
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.
I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
Quote from: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AMQuote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.
I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
I'm gonna go poop in the pool
Quote from: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AMQuote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.
I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
B carful,might multply your poops
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:49:46 AMQuote from: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AMQuote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.
I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
B carful,might multply your poops
Don't forget to wipe yo ass
Gotta wash it sometime pressure was the booty hole
??? :o ::)
I wonder if your shit pants entity is at all connected to my piss pants entity?
Dor years someone or something keeps appearing before me at night and flooding my shorts with alien urine (I know it's alien bc it smells way different than mine)
Quote from: Proper Gander on October 09, 2025, 01:44:24 PMI wonder if your shit pants entity is at all connected to my piss pants entity?
Dor years someone or something keeps appearing before me at night and flooding my shorts with alien urine (I know it's alien bc it smells way different than mine)
I hope not because the poop entity makes me special and unique