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Title: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 10:20:45 AM
Fellow Truth Seekers,

An entity of unkiown origin been breaking in my dam home and shitting my pants. Let me know if you heard of a thing likethis. The stupid google ai is sabotaging my searches telling me it's a succubus but I don't get those anymore since I was 15.

Bless you all.             Fight for god.            Investigaet th govenment
>:(
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: PrivateParts on October 07, 2025, 11:26:44 AM
I find the same thing happens to me, an essence finds me at night and I can't help shitting my pants
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: Administrator on October 07, 2025, 12:42:33 PM
does this help to identify?


TRUTH WILL FIND YOU
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 01:03:23 PM
I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: surge_protector on October 07, 2025, 02:08:01 PM
turdman420,

have you attempted any countercurses thus far? i understand you are a level 10 wizard, meaning "bowelus immodius" should be in your wheelhouse. please let me know if this is not effective and I will consult my personal ancient scrolls and tablets for other potential solutions.
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: Space_Cowboy on October 07, 2025, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 01:03:23 PM
I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop

Turdman,

I have also experienced this fenominon. I know it's not my poop because its way too solid and over the last year I'v  only drank Huel for calories to be as efficshent as possible so most of my time can be dedicated to research. Is the consistency of the poop always the same for you and have you tried digging into it to see what knd of diet this extra terrestial might be partial to?
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 07:00:34 PM
Quote from: surge_protector  on October 07, 2025, 02:08:01 PM
turdman420,

have you attempted any countercurses thus far? i understand you are a level 10 wizard, meaning "bowelus immodius" should be in your wheelhouse. please let me know if this is not effective and I will consult my personal ancient scrolls and tablets for other potential solutions.

I'm worried it is extra dimensional and won't understand my countercurse.

My plan is to blow flour on it to reveal its shape then to hit its various ouchie zones (cortch, armpit, eye ball, antennae, etc).

I am scared tonight I will wake up again to the Smelly Disaster
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Space_Cowboy on October 07, 2025, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 01:03:23 PM
I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop

Turdman,

I have also experienced this fenominon. I know it's not my poop because its way too solid and over the last year I'v  only drank Huel for calories to be as efficshent as possible so most of my time can be dedicated to research. Is the consistency of the poop always the same for you and have you tried digging into it to see what knd of diet this extra terrestial might be partial to?


It tastes like shit. Really yucky ahit..
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: basketballfan04 on October 07, 2025, 07:07:17 PM
This entity is intriguing me almost as much as hoopin lol!

Turdman do you experience as gas?

I encounter gastric phenomenon often
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 07:35:26 PM
Quote from: basketballfan04 on October 07, 2025, 07:07:17 PM
This entity is intriguing me almost as much as hoopin lol!

Turdman do you experience as gas?

I encounter gastric phenomenon often

I never farted once if that's what yer asking.

Also I pre fer sports that are good for smartness like badmitten or table tennis
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: lieutenantbong on October 07, 2025, 07:37:23 PM
yeah i think i saw a ghost like dat once.... :P
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 07:38:40 PM
Thank you
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: Tough_Mike on October 07, 2025, 07:56:12 PM
Might be tall whites. They live in New Mexico. Board as shit and like messing with people. Telekinesis. Got me right b4 mental hospital

??? :o ???
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: flatearther868 on October 07, 2025, 08:44:24 PM
Is there any imaging equipment we could use to capture this happening?
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: flatearther868 on October 07, 2025, 08:44:24 PM
Is there any imaging equipment we could use to capture this happening?

Anything other than Sony fx6 or Nikon cool pics Ashton Kutcher edition
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 07, 2025, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Tough_Mike on October 07, 2025, 07:56:12 PM
Might be tall whites. They live in New Mexico. Board as shit and like messing with people. Telekinesis. Got me right b4 mental hospital

??? :o ???

They gave my crystals that make me high when I smoked them
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 07:47:31 AM
Has anyone seen the movie The Faculty?
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: PrivateParts on October 08, 2025, 08:45:45 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 07:47:31 AMHas anyone seen the movie The Faculty?
no I haven't
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 09:37:43 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 07:47:31 AMHas anyone seen the movie The Faculty?

Please refrain from movie discussions outside of the movie board
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AM
My b. This movie just is very important to me.
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.

I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: basketballfan04 on October 08, 2025, 10:48:23 AM
Quote from: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.

I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it


I'm gonna go poop in the pool
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:49:46 AM
Quote from: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.

I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
B carful,might multply your poops
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: flatearther868 on October 08, 2025, 11:14:47 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:49:46 AM
Quote from: turdman420 on October 08, 2025, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: GrubNuts on October 08, 2025, 10:11:44 AMMy b. This movie just is very important to me.

I like the part where they chop his hands off with paper cutter gonna do that th the poop monster when I catch it
B carful,might multply your poops

Don't forget to wipe yo ass
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: Tough_Mike on October 08, 2025, 09:58:29 PM
Gotta wash it sometime pressure was the booty hole

 ???  :o  ::)
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: Proper Gander on October 09, 2025, 01:44:24 PM
I wonder if your shit pants entity is at all connected to my piss pants entity?

Dor years someone or something keeps appearing before me at night and flooding my shorts with alien urine (I know it's alien bc it smells way different than mine)
Title: Re: Unknown Entity
Post by: turdman420 on October 09, 2025, 10:45:06 PM
Quote from: Proper Gander on October 09, 2025, 01:44:24 PMI wonder if your shit pants entity is at all connected to my piss pants entity?

Dor years someone or something keeps appearing before me at night and flooding my shorts with alien urine (I know it's alien bc it smells way different than mine)

I hope not because the poop entity makes me special and unique