Unknown Entity

[turdman420]

Fellow Truth Seekers,

An entity of unkiown origin been breaking in my dam home and shitting my pants. Let me know if you heard of a thing likethis. The stupid google ai is sabotaging my searches telling me it's a succubus but I don't get those anymore since I was 15.

Bless you all.             Fight for god.            Investigaet th govenment

[PrivateParts]

I find the same thing happens to me, an essence finds me at night and I can't help shitting my pants

[Administrator]

does this help to identify?


TRUTH WILL FIND YOU

[turdman420]

I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop

[surge_protector]

turdman420,

have you attempted any countercurses thus far? i understand you are a level 10 wizard, meaning "bowelus immodius" should be in your wheelhouse. please let me know if this is not effective and I will consult my personal ancient scrolls and tablets for other potential solutions.

[Space_Cowboy]

I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop

Turdman,

I have also experienced this fenominon. I know it's not my poop because its way too solid and over the last year I'v  only drank Huel for calories to be as efficshent as possible so most of my time can be dedicated to research. Is the consistency of the poop always the same for you and have you tried digging into it to see what knd of diet this extra terrestial might be partial to?

[turdman420]

turdman420,

have you attempted any countercurses thus far? i understand you are a level 10 wizard, meaning "bowelus immodius" should be in your wheelhouse. please let me know if this is not effective and I will consult my personal ancient scrolls and tablets for other potential solutions.

I'm worried it is extra dimensional and won't understand my countercurse.

My plan is to blow flour on it to reveal its shape then to hit its various ouchie zones (cortch, armpit, eye ball, antennae, etc).

I am scared tonight I will wake up again to the Smelly Disaster

[turdman420]

I can't see it when it craps my pants I just wake up and boom poop

Turdman,

I have also experienced this fenominon. I know it's not my poop because its way too solid and over the last year I'v  only drank Huel for calories to be as efficshent as possible so most of my time can be dedicated to research. Is the consistency of the poop always the same for you and have you tried digging into it to see what knd of diet this extra terrestial might be partial to?

It tastes like shit. Really yucky ahit..

[basketballfan04]

This entity is intriguing me almost as much as hoopin lol!

Turdman do you experience as gas?

I encounter gastric phenomenon often

[turdman420]

This entity is intriguing me almost as much as hoopin lol!

Turdman do you experience as gas?

I encounter gastric phenomenon often

I never farted once if that's what yer asking.

Also I pre fer sports that are good for smartness like badmitten or table tennis

[lieutenantbong]

yeah i think i saw a ghost like dat once....

[turdman420]

Thank you

[Tough_Mike]

Might be tall whites. They live in New Mexico. Board as shit and like messing with people. Telekinesis. Got me right b4 mental hospital

[flatearther868]

Is there any imaging equipment we could use to capture this happening?

[turdman420]

Is there any imaging equipment we could use to capture this happening?

Anything other than Sony fx6 or Nikon cool pics Ashton Kutcher edition