Same bird visits me every night

[twig]

Hello, so i have pretty freaky thing going on...could use ur help or advice

Ever since i started on a birdseed only diet to boost testosterone and keep my skin healthy and just the right amount of wet, i been hearing this noise every night at 10:42pm on the north eastern side of my garden level apartment. I know what you're thinking, prolly some dum kids pranking me with rocks and stuff or maybe the single Mather upstairs is holding the baby over the balcony and it's throwing goldfish at my window... again... but u'd be wrong... it's much more worse

So other night, i check what the noise is. Unscrewed the bars on my window to get a better look, and all i sees is eyez, scaryyyyy eyez, staring back at me, and big beak with long tongue slaping on my window. I took out my piece  (Arcturus AK-12U FE Steel-Bodied Modernized Airsoft AEG Rifle) and scared bird away... next night HE COME BACK, and NEXT NIGHT AND NEXT NIGHT IM SCARED ABD NEED TO DEAL WITH BIRD ASAP MY BATTERY DIED FOR GUN AND I LOST CHARGER ANY OTHER WAYS TO DEAL WITH BIRD? ANY HIDDEN MEANINGS IN WHY BIRD VISIT ME?


all answers appreciated

[flatearther868]

Ha your first problem was using an airsoft gun......uh ohhhh

Same birds visit me every night too, learn to tame one smart ass!

[Administrator]

Ha your first problem was using an airsoft gun......uh ohhhh

Same birds visit me every night too, learn to tame one smart ass!

flatearther868 please treat others with respect

[twig]

flatearther868 jfk tried to tame birds and look what happened to him... makes u think. and im a felon, can't own a real gun, dont judge others without knowin their story plz

[flatearther868]

Where were you locked up?

[twig]

mayo clinic and san quinetin

[turdman420]

Birds are scarey as shit. Praying for you bro

[basketballfan04]

Smoking on poop you feel me, hate birds

[Pinballwizard99]

Ok so numer 1 good job on tryin to boost those T levels with birdsseed im on a seed cleanse rn and feel amazinnggg and powerful 

number 2 THIS IS SERIOUS AND YOU NEED TO DEAL WIT THIS ASAP!!!!!!!

U need to find that battery and i bet ur using too light of pellet. U need to do urself a favor and get some in the .32g - .40g range.

last year some dipass neihbor kid was looking in my garage at night (where i do my experiments) and trying to learn my secrets and theories that ive been working on. Had to blast him with some Proslick .4g to teach him a lesson 

Good luck soldier

[Proper Gander]

I saw a few videos floating around of a women that trained a robin. To find her bottle caps for her crafting supplies really awesome stuff!

Depending on the bird you could train them to go out and find you valuables or even cold hard cash
 
I think they call this form of passive income "the crow method"

[twig]

I think donal trunt used the crow method to amass his fortune, somthing worth looking into for sure. I am going to dress in camo and hide in the bushes tonight, if it comes back we are all gunna be so rich